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01:51 pm: IT'S A BOY!!!!
just wanted to let eveyrone know...

jon and i have a baby boy now!!!

his name is Trey Bien William Placie.
he was born on jan 5th 2007 at 4:56pm.
he's 20&1/2 inches and 7lbs 15 oz.

he has a full head of super soft and fuzzy hair and he's such a handsome little man!

you can see pics at www.flickr.com/photos/placies

08:57 pm: SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!
ok... so here's something you didn't know...

Jon and I are gonna have another baby... I'm due 12/27/2006... just under 2 months away now! eeps!

anyway... we aren't sure, couldn't tell all that well because the baby had it's legs crossed during the ultrasound, but the ultrasound tech said that she thinks I might be having a boy this time... I'll let you all know what we have!

ciao!

02:54 pm: hello all....

....... i still exist.... honest!

01:46 pm: Happiest Holidays to everyone!

05:05 pm: according to amy i should post this....
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

02:23 pm: introducing....

Mrs. Jon-Henri Placie

well, i'm married... and i'm still glowing with love and happiness!

ain't love the greatest?!?!?!?!?!??!!

01:37 pm: 10 days left... that's all... just 10 days left.

i haven't felt normal in weeks... i'm constantly sick inside, my guts are all wiggley... it's icky in there.

*deep breath*

*exhale*

nope, didn't change a thing.

my not really together bachelorette party is this friday night... my maid of honor hasn't a clue what she's doing and so i've had to plan my wedding shower and my bachelorette party... while i'm still planning my wedding (i'm doing almost everything on my own... my mom pitches in here and there) and still making the wedding favors, the flowers that the bridesmaids will carry, also i need to get started on sewing the flower cones that my little flower girls will be carrying...

icky.
just icky...

seriously... i'm feelin really icky.

*sigh*.

10:10 pm: ok... i'm seriously sick... it's less than a month to my wedding and i'm just gonna scream and puke and kick someone in the nuts as hard as i can. that should probably help with the stress level a little bit.

22 days!!

that's it!

only 22 days left!!!

*puke*scream*wine*puke*!

i completely blame lizard for this... i bought my wedding shoes from a site that he would normally shop at and now i'm all oppressed and depressed and misunderstood... ah... so this is what it's like to be emo... gotta remember never to feel this again...

hahahahaa!... oh wow kris... it's great that i can still call you emo and you can't stop me... *giggle!*

k... well that's all now...

ciao.

11:38 pm: wow... here it is, august 24th... magoo has had her first day of 1st grade... peanut bean is now 4 years old and made the decision that she would rather have dance classes instead of daycare (i love this for many reasons... it's cheaper, it's definitely something she has been desperate to do, she's such an outgoing little actress that she'll just shine so bright with dancing lessons, and more reasons).
anyway, i'm starting to get this sick feeling in my stomach... here i am just over a month away from my wedding and i'm so nervous about things getting done in time, i'm worried that something is going to go wrong on that very important day... i'm this nervous little freak at the moment. i'm so stressed out over everything!!!!
i finally have a copy of the song that bill wrote for my wedding march... (bill is jon's dad... and he's a freakin brilliant musician!)
this past weekend we were up in lima, we had a wedding and 2 birthday parties to go to... bill asked me to sing "down to the river to pray" from the 'o brother...' soundtrack... allison and kathy were bragging to him that i'm a great singer and so he decided that he wants to put it on the wedding cd.... and i'm starting to get a bit ansy about that too... cause (and this is so conceited of me) i know i can sing well, but i've never really felt like i'm amazing at it... but i'm a bit embarassed and shy and nervous when it comes to people hearing me sing... that is unless it someone that has already heard me... but this is for anyone that comes to my wedding!... they will all hear it and know it's me... and that's a bit of a tummy-wrenching thought for me. i guess i should just get over it...
i'm getting so excited about the wedding too... it's not just stress and worries... i'm about to be jon's wife.... his wife! wow... i'm gonna be married... oy! that's something that i didn't know if i would ever do... i'm a bit of a skeptic, although i am a hopeless romantic as well... so i'm not sure what to think... i guess i'm pulling at my own strings, tugging myself into every direction that i can...
as for bryon, that darling man is going to be doing my wedding photos for me... and all i can say is, good luck to him!
i'm a bit of a fool with OCD issues... i also have a short fuse when it comes to getting things done during a stressful situation.... so, i'm gonna be snapping at people... and i'm gonna be in full bitch mode before the wedding... cause i just don't know what else to do with myself other than get mean... that's my outlet... become mean bitch headcase girl... (i'm pretty sure that i'm exaggerating this, but who knows at this point).
anyway, i did get my wedding shoes in the mail today and they are just freaking awesome!!!!! platform wing tips with 5 inch heels... seriously!
wanna see? go here: http://www.rivithead.com/product_info.php/products_id/358

k... well that's all for now...

ciao.

12:14 pm: so my parents and i took my babies to red, white, & boom... and gosh-darnit if i don't just love a huge fuck-off display of fireworks!!... it just never gets old... lots of bright pretty colors in the sky as the result of blowing things up... fabulous!

went to ladies 80's night at skully's this past thursday... let me just tell you that getting caught in a terrible storm while headed to a hick bar is no fun... cause the people you are with might not want to actually leave it to head to the other (better) bar due to the downpour. so that sorta sucked. weird thing, it was most definitely a hick bar that we stopped at to meet up with some friends, however it was ALL rap music, nothing but rap music. so, how do i know it was a hick bar? well when a chick walks in with a beatup old john deere hat as part of her 'hottie-girl outfit' and boys are staring, well then that's a good sign. so we finally made it to skully's, all 6 of us... so that only 2 of us could dance all night. just me and my darling new friend george danced the night away... we had a blast. lots of singing on the way to the club and on the way back home.... have to give mad props to ed for the stunning rendition of the orchestra in "Bohemian Rhapsody"... let me just say that song would have actually stopped at each break if it hadn't been for band leader ed... good show, drunk chap!

oh... and here's the good shit...

went and saw Batman Begins last night with Jon.... hot damn that is one frickin awesome movie!!!!
just saw it last night, still in theatres and i can hardly wait until it comes out on DVD... i need to own it now!!!! that's definitely my favorite batman movie now.... and christian bale is so damned hothothot in that movie... dammit he makes my toes curl!

anyway... that's it for me...

oh! no it's not!
went and picked up my wedding gown... HOT!!!!! got the bridesmaids dresses too... i know the girls will be so excited!

ok, now i'm done!

ciao!

10:40 am:

COMFEST IS FINALLY HERE!!!!

i will definitely be there on saturday....    i love love love comfest!

hope to see some of you there....  i know amy, derek, and nadia had better be there (cause i need to see that little angel!)!!!!  hope you come bryon!!!(you live right by it, you have no excuse!)

ok, well....  ciao!

08:07 am: In the Spirit of my LAST day of work at the Smack:
It's been a whole lotta fun workin with y'all... but it's definitely time for me to leave. I am not going to miss the Smack, nor will I miss my job or taking calls all day... but I will miss all the tomfoolery that went on between (and often during) each and every call! Thanks for making it fun... have a wonderful life... and I'm sure I'll see some of you again!

So, with that being said...

I leave you with this:


Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
My woman done left and took all of the reasons I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
When I walk out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more

I been working in this factory
Pretty close to 15 years
I've some of my best friends women
Standing in a pool of tears
I've seen a lot of kinfolks dying
I had a lot of bills to pay
Lord, I'd give the shirt right off'n my back
If I had the nerve to say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
My woman done left and took all of the reasons I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
When I walk out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more

The foreman is a regular S.O.B. and the night boss, he's a fool
He got himself a brand new flattop haircut
Lord, he really thinks that's cool
One of these days I'm gonna blow my top
And there's gonna be hell to pay
I can't wait to see their faces when I get the nerve to say

Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more
My woman done left and took all of the reasons I was working for
You better not try to stand in my way
When I walk out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin here no more

Take this job and shove it . . .




ciao.

02:58 pm: BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY!!!!!!
Amy brought her beautiful little fairy princess baby to work... so beautiful!!!
I held her for just a minute but I didn't want to put her down.

she's got such soft beautiful pink skin, and wispy little hairs on her head that are blond in some spots and brown in others, long monkey toes and tiny little fists, the most perfect little baby nose, and a pinched little fairy face... tiny and sweet as can be. oh! and her ears! so cute!

instant love, just add baby.


other news...
i'm quitting my job!!!
i am insanely excited about being an at-home-mommy!
wish me luck! ;-) heheheheeee!

08:56 am: All I Want is You.......... U2
You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
You say you want
Your story to remain untold

But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you

You say you’ll give me
A highway with no one on it
Treasure just to look upon it
All the riches in the night

You say you’ll give me
Eyes in a moon of blindness
A river in a time of dryness
A harbour in the tempest
But all the promises we make
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you

You say you want
Your love to work out right
To last with me through the night

You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
Your story to remain untold
Your love not to grow cold

All the promises we break
From the cradle to the grave
When all I want is you

You...all I want is...
You...all I want is...
You...all I want is...
You...

02:34 pm: NOW SPIT!
Dentist (from Little Shop of Horrors)

When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...

You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!

You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.

"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"

"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"

I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.

And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."

'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!

"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now Spit!"

03:24 pm: funny... and interesting... but mostly awesome:


http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/04/25/turin.dogs.reut/index.html

12:49 pm: HAPPY EARTH DAY!!!

10:19 am: Thought for Today:
“Modern man thinks he loses something — time — when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains — except kill it.”
— Erich Fromm, German-American psychoanalyst and author (1900-1980).

09:00 am: Baby's on Fire.............................by: The Venus in Furs
Baby's on fire
Better throw her in the water
Look at her laughing
Like a heifer to the slaughter

Baby's on fire
And all the laughing boys are bitching
Waiting for photos
Oh the plot is so bewitching

Rescuers row row
Do your best to change the subject
Blow the wind blow blow
Lend some assistance to the object

Photographers snip snap
Take your time she's only burning
This kind of experience
Is necessary for her learning

If you'll be my flotsam
I could be half the man I used to
They said you were hot stuff
And that's what baby's been reduced to

Juanita and Juan
Very clever with maracas
Making their fortunes
Selling secondhand tobaccoes

Juan dances at Chico's
And when the clients are evicted
He empties the ashtrays
And pockets all that he's collected

But baby's on fire
And all the instruments agree that
Her temperature's rising
But any idiot would know that

12:51 pm: interesting?

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